This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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