ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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