I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
not ubering you a puppy
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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