Your tits are I can't wait for
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Randomize
