I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.