the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.