Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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