who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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