Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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