It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
ttyl tear gas
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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