THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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