# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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