On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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