I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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