Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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