tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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I need a hoe opinion
go on
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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