I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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