so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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