Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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