So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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