yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Drake has all the answers
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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