i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I fill condoms, not promises.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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