I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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