Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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