I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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