people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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