i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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