But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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