I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
And then my night got REAL pukey
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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