oh god the rape fog is back!
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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