I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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