It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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