Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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