I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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