That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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