I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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