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two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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