i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
The convent might be a nice break from real life
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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