Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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