He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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