Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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