You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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