Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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