was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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