He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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