grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
be right there i have to get my cape
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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