he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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