You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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