problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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