My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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