It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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