How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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