I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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