stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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