He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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