That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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