I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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