Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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